(Verse 1)
Woke up this morning, universe in my head,
Wondering why I even bother getting outta bed.
Stars explode, planets die, who even cares?
I’ll just pour myself coffee and avoid existential scares.
(Pre-Chorus)
‘Cause we’re floating on a rock in the dark,
Cosmic joke, life’s amusement park.
Nothing matters—yeah, Nietzsche was right,
So pass me pizza, let’s binge tonight.
(Chorus)
Nothing really matters, so why pretend?
It’s all pointless, baby, until the end.
If life’s a movie, better cast yourself the lead,
Be selfish, have fun—existential guarantee.
(Verse 2)
Heaven or hell, who knows where we’ll go,
Maybe nowhere, just eternal TV show.
Morals and meanings—just fancy hallucinations,
I’ll dance naked through life’s complications.
(Pre-Chorus)
‘Cause we’re just dust on a cosmic shelf,
Philosophers say, “Make peace with yourself.”
But I prefer chaos, cocktails, and sin,
It’s my story—I’m gonna win!
(Chorus)
Nothing really matters, so why pretend?
It’s all pointless, baby, until the end.
If life’s a movie, better cast yourself the lead,
Be selfish, have fun—existential guarantee.
(Bridge)
Camus called it absurd, Sartre just shrugged,
I found purpose—in wine I’m chugged.
Universe laughs at my meaningless plan,
So I’ll laugh louder, ’cause I don’t give a damn.
(Outro)
We’re born confused, die alone,
All existential seeds sown.
Life’s a joke—dark comedy,
So make it epic, selfishly!