( Lyrics )
Overslept, forgot my name
Brushed my teeth with marmalade
Toast went down—jam side first
Fridge hums like it’s rehearsed
SHAKE THAT MILK!
Built a cockpit in the bath
Took a wormhole through my past
Gravity’s tight but bassline’s stronger
Moonwalk fever lasts much longer
BLAST OFF!
Rent’s unpaid, I dance instead
My goldfish hosts a disco thread
Laundry’s wet, but vibe’s on fire
I moonwalk through electric wire
SPIN THAT SHINE!
Shared a pie with the disco king
High-fived a clone—“Yo, you’re me!”
Mirror cracked, it sang my name
Echo said, “We’re all the same”
FLIP THAT TOAST!
Curtains twitch, they know my name
TV whispers, “Play the game”
Neighbors scream, “You lost your mind!”
I wink and say, “It’s funk, not time”
TOAST THAT CHAOS!
Bills tap dance, I join the show
Fridge wears shades and says “Let’s go!”
Goldfish spins on vinyl toast
I wink and say, “I’m funk, I’m gone”
GROOVE THAT GONE!
Tick-tock fridge, it counts my sins
Microwave hums like violins
Curtains twitch, they know my name
TV whispers, “Play the game”
Doorbell rings, but no one’s there
Toaster floats in midnight air
Neighbors vanished, bills still shout
Ceiling laughs, “You’re inside out”
Static dreams on channel three
My socks debate philosophy
Mirror blinks, then walks away
I ask the sink, “You okay?”
CHEERS TO MYSELF!
My toast is burnt, my socks don’t match
The moon’s my lamp, the fridge just raps
I lost my name, but found my beat
I dance alone, and that’s complete
FUNK NEVER DIES!